Ways to cheer up a little:


A hot bath (with bubbles!)
Ice cream
Fizzy drink (especially the pink kind)
Chicken nuggets and frenchie fries on their favorite plate
A hug
Nose kisses!!
A piece of candy
Fuzzy jammies and a stuffy.

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in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

(via greetings)

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]


febreezin’ my dash to get rid of the stench of u nasty hoes 


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This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.
Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.
Then after a little bit of silence I hear…
"Who has a bag of chips?"
And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”
Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.